Your kids might say going back to school is nothing to laugh at, but a little chuckle wouldn’t hurt. So many kids have anxiety about being away from home, and if we’re being honest, moms feel the nerves, too. As your kids start a new school year, these back-to-school jokes will bring smiles and maybe even a belly laugh. Share them in the days leading up to school, on the car ride, or even at bedtime.
Lighten the mood and heighten the humor with these back-to-school jokes, and you’ll get an A+ in funny! If your kids think these are funny—or even if they get you an eye-roll—we’ve got more where that came from! Try these 100 Hilarious Jokes for Kids and jokes for every holiday.
- Why did the teacher look in the mirror? She wanted to see her pupils.
- Why are rulers grumpy? Because they always have an edge
- Where do the friendliest students go? To hi school
- What’s the easiest way to make school cool? Take away the S and H.
- How are students in class like pigs on a farm? They both use pens.
- Why are most maps average students? Because they’re full of seas
- In what class will you find bored students? Sigh-ence
- What happened when the lemon was late to school? She was marked tart-y.
- Where do fruit lovers study? The Li-berry
- Why did the big cat get sent to the principal’s office? Because he was lion
- What snacks do crocodiles eat at school? Anything they want
- What animal always makes his point in class? A porcupine
- Why does bread make bad grades? Because it loafs around
- In which class do you share the most notes? Band
- What do trees do when the last bell rings? They leaf
- Why didn’t the honeycomb get any A’s? Because it was too full of bees
- Which animals are the smartest? Fish, because they’re always in school
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi
- What’s a dad’s favorite kind of test? Pop quizzes
- What’s a librarian’s favorite color? Red
- Who has the friendliest job in school? The princi-pal
Give us your best back-to-school joke in the comments!
